KENDRA SNAP PHANTOM CAT
I will put my teeth in that animal and when I am done there will only be bones.

I'm a buff baby.

saranghae921 replied to your post: sexy trainer offered to spot my benchpress today i…

KENDRA GO PUT YOUR FACE ON HIS FACE. DO IT. no but really I’m SUPER happy that he’s actually a nice guy :D


ALIESHA MY FACE HAS BEEN ON HIS FACE

AND HIS HANDS HAVE BEEN ON MY LEGGINGS-ENCASED BUTT AND ALSO ON MY BOOB

i needa see him with his shirt off because his body

aliesha his body

his body tho

aliesha

lost 3 followers for talking about dilfs

lol bye sorry for your shitty taste

farmerinthedelll said: one of my friends tweeted something about the “hot dad demographic” once and I was like “YES, UM, YES”

fuck i love dilfs

like i can’t even explain it yes i can

they can be tender they have something important to love more than pussy and more than their job and they just don’t give as much of a fuck about little stuff

i just got super sprung for an amazing dilf once ok

fuck i love dilfs

also there’s this dilf i’m talking to

we’re gonna hook up eventually like it is inevitable

but i’m not so super pressed about making it happen sooner than later

summer just started ya feel

I need to step up my eyebrow game

Take my face to the next level

sexy trainer offered to spot my benchpress today

i told him i didn’t need a spotter since i only added 10 pounds to the bar

so he was like “so add 10 more”

:)

and he just got back from the beach and i commented that he was really tan and he got all show-offy rolling up his sleeves

he is so super into me

he has a nice smile

and his musclesssss

FUCK

congratulations, self

you have been having a good day today

everyone likes you because you are great and you totally deserve to have some trail mix

have fun watching netflix, babe

beyonce and i are proud of you

today is going to be better because i have a reason to get out of bed even if it is just to proctor a stupid AP test for a baby genius at a fancy expensive high school for DC people’s fancy kids

also i have a summer anthem for the rest of my life so i’d like to thank beyonce for existing and making that for me

and idk man no one cares about bikini selfies but they are missing out

so i’m probably gonna post bikini selfies because i’m a groooowwwn woman i do whateva i want but i probably won’t because there’s an ethics and fitness portion of the bar exam and i have the wrong kind of fitness

no seriously the new beyonce i just posted is giving me FEVER

SUMMER JAM OF THE REST OF MY LIFE

I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY BUT NOW I WILL NEVER HAVE A SHITTY DAY EVER AGAIN BECAUSE LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING SOOOOOONG
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Beyonce - Grown Woman

alicechalice: washingtonpoststyle: wnyc: “When I was doing Virginia Woolf, and when George and Martha had their scene together and George said, ‘Our son is dead.’ You know, that big scene? ‘Our son,’ he yells in my face, ‘is dead.’ And I went ‘No!’ At the height of my force, I said no to him. And I had an orgasm for the first time in my life.” —Elaine Stritch speaking with Alec Baldwin on Here’s The Thing  You have ugly talents, Stritchie. Stritchy is tha best. world’s greatest

alicechalice:

washingtonpoststyle:

wnyc:

“When I was doing Virginia Woolf, and when George and Martha had their scene together and George said, ‘Our son is dead.’ You know, that big scene? ‘Our son,’ he yells in my face, ‘is dead.’ And I went ‘No!’ At the height of my force, I said no to him. And I had an orgasm for the first time in my life.”

—Elaine Stritch speaking with Alec Baldwin on Here’s The Thing 

You have ugly talents, Stritchie.

Stritchy is tha best.

world’s greatest

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